Stages From A Novice To An NFU


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When newly register and do the first post!
you look every 2 minutes if someone said or something...upgrading to every little while her page... (so your post)






You can read the first comment on your account and you get happy re... What answer soon... If you do not already comment first of all in your post..!

When you're rookie...you are not interested in if they get those damn words this post has no comments, Soyez le premier!... While you have a facking comment in a post...you re sentis well.


And not tell you when your first post has even 5 points... uhhh lol

you in a comment read: good Post Man + 5 or + 5.. hehe you sentis Mac Guiver...

When you put good Post...you re useful, important re sentis...you say...UH groso am various NFU told me that hise a good post...I already need little...






When Bardeen you post...you re downturn sentis...and you say uhh... hair that hise bad uhh I do not more be NFU..!

Most every 5 minutes ago post to get more points xD!
18 post are made in a day and give you 5 points in total...


After...you put the batteries and you make a post by yourself any copy paste...but you don't know well to do...

Then look at one of the tops... and you realize as an idea of what you can do...

You try to do something similar...but you get to the cu...

and the only thing they do is bardearte the post...If you're horny...TMB & them to obscenities.





You create another post...before all this...saw you all the post to help you...they do not understand a damn of how to put images, you tube videos and stuff...xD


After a while...the post did you alone...with all the images from you...yours information...that wanted you and it...want you to make a tribute to a Tuyo Idol...and put some videos so they shit laughing...and say you this:






So after long time that have no luck as I pass to my...you do good post...with things that can be used...programs, games, good things and do not give you even a little bit..!

You're watching post...and a post of a video Farter re...has 55 points... and in the post said I hope that they value my laburo..!than laburoooo..!put a single video and that is why NFU became!

you re calentas







And you say...able to Ahh that if posting a bolude... z and say who value the able effort that can make me NFU..!

4.5 Images put 2 videos... and you put...I hope they recognize my effort and valued it...!

And at 5 minutes you got comments and 19 puteandote diciendote & amp; quot; karajo d effort did if pusite 3 images and 2 videos...HDP...and all the stuff of bad users...

You want to cut a huev *...




And already you matter a lot less comments and points after 40post... and you get to post bullshit...as time that the good post does not help you...able to bullshit if..!


and post the 1st bolude.... z you saw on the Web...and to the 5 min you look and you got 35 points




you are missing 15 points...you re groso sentis..!empezas to send MP...to the NFU...to see if you can help...(kien did not do so)?

ten minutes 45 points..!Now you do not need anything...you sent more than 74 MP to NFU..!

you get the dolobu...and the 15 min you look...you follow with 45 points...the average hs look and nothing...you follow with 45... at 3 pm view and you follow with 45... you her want to slice and can not believe you missing 5 fuck...ING points...Then you go to bed or to where it is... the other day, or the 4 or 5 a.m...you look and you already got 51 points!






You get happy re... and you empezas to send MP to all that you put points...and you helped... and spends half an hour





You go to your profile and you keep in the rank of newbie!you don't know to do...you ask everyone if okay...or did not realize that you did NFU..!

You're going to sleep...



To the soƱas...

You're a little decepsionado... the other day you wake up

Or you wash the face...!going direct to the PC... you open the browser.




put taringa and you get this..:




You want to cut the huev * again




You're going...volves a while... Now if you open the browser...




You enter taringa! You go to your profile



You look...with happiness and what you want..!your rank is: rookie still......yet did not make you NFU..!




You don't know to do so as time passes...

You're going to the bathroom to talk to Manuela...that long ago that you do not speak it...xD!
to make more fast time...







SALIS...the bathroom well satisfied

You go to the computer:
Te reason...sentis many Tickle in the chest and belly!


Abris Taringa! and you go to your profile.:






You look at the rangoo... as not stand more and says that you are:
New Full User










Well these are the stages of the nerds to be NFU.