Statements About The College!Saturday 28th of May 2011 12:42:06 AM
NO. 1
Teacher, I can go to the bathroom?
Yes pepito
Buenoooo! (Turns to school 10 minimum)
NO. 2
Chee, me devolves the liquid you lent him the other day?
Aaaah Yes tomá, hung and it was in the cartuchera
(You did the idiot, is wanted her to hurry, he asked you and you wanted to die!).
NO. 3
In the middle of the test:
Profession can request you a pen to pedro?
Yes
Pedrito pass the 4.
NO. 4
Profee, profee, a tomela 2...
Nooo...
Deeleee, a. tomela 2...
Nooo...
Porfa profe is not bad,
well okay.
If the teacher agreed to take the test of a 2,
It is because she always wanted to take a 2, but he likes
do ask. If the idea of Professor is to take a 1,
they never change their minds (and it's never never).
NO. 5
Juancito, goes on to make 5
I did up to the 4 Professional!
To see if means... If demanded you to make the 28,
your lie was going to be that you had made to 27!
NO. 6
Waiting for someone to finish the task, and you ask him the sheet
to copy the instructions... Your intention is obviously
copy all the complete work. If you played one half garca
you were, you only pass the leaf of the slogans and you eat
do the laburo.
NO. 7
All the teachers realize when you copiás you, not what you're
James Bond of the copied and you know better than anyone else, copy
Some are copadas, and other shit you life.
NO. 8
Accompanied by the professor who by A miracle of God forgot
just the day that you did not to ask her, is always
the Wanker who raises her hand to say "Teacher, I can pass?"
to answer the 1? ", and her it enlivens the tipa..." You cagaste, that day
This proven spend you... It is that when they do not do the task
you have a magnet so that they will ask.
NO. 9
It was necessary to bring map?... can someone provides me a map?
Quiet area, in addition to the vague forgotten buy
up to the pen, are the idiots that take
(and never will know why) 15 maps 3 and 40 no. 5
all countries and continents in the folder.
NO. 10
The day that you faltás because you do not study, the test is passed
for the next week.
The next week are going, and to avoid losing custom,
you do not estudiás. You were, took you the test and you eaten
the larger your life 1. (If it is history and have good)
(I chamuyo note ranges between 1 and 3).
NO. 11
The day entering couch, the type of security of the door
your school won't be able to reduce anyone.
It is theft insurance, agradecele God that still did not want to enter
No one to chorear to your school.
NO. 12
The staff room is a total puterío
NO. 13
Of every 100 rumors about teachers, only 1 is true,
the others those were inventing the pelotudos along
the years.
NO. 14
You empezas the year with a blue bic.
Yes terminás no pen, fret: you're the idiot to which stolen
the useful.
If terminás with 8 bic without realizing, quiet stay: you did
your cartucherita here for 5 years with the useful of all your classmates.
NO. 15
In the history classes to stay like that you're paying attention,
You will be able to ask any idiot. (Lease "as you call Perón?")
NO. 16
Hurry to copy you, because sitting around the intelligent only
It serves rather than they deliver, if you look around you and do not have anyone,
You cagaste, the copy is impossible, and the 1 is assured.
NO. 17
The quilombo do so with the cornered Professor, and carry all well with
teachers more sorete, and never will know why.
NO. 18
"Kids not so out of wikipedia"
Do not remove from wikipedia does not mean remove from wikipedia and pass the links
black letter without underscores, however we will continue to do.
The same eye, some already are are stoking and they have fairly clear
with the computer, to not rest, seek new horizons. (New pages)
(similar to wikipedia).
NO. 19
Wanted to study, when you do not have to study, to the
rincon of the vague texts seem long to you. In that case did not study,
you're not going to hold anything. (Insured)
NO. 20
If it is complots throughout the course, by less numerous, not you them
stop anyone.
NO. 21
Professor of geography: the Act is at 5.
Course: but that of biology was the 4!
Ready, you threw you the bundle to the boluda of biology, and also won
10 minutes in which the geography will ask you to some authority
at that time was the Act, because her did come into doubt.
NO. 22
Teacher: "who is going to search for chalk?"
Juancito: "I'm going professional!"
If they ask for white chalk, you can return and lie with that did because you were not.
If you are asked to color, you cagaste, nobody asks chalks of color, and the lie is very obvious.
NO. 23
Of every 10 people out of the classroom for misconduct, 9 are men, and it will never be to know why.
NO. 24
Do che someone provided me a spreadsheet?
(Silence)
Che someone has leaf?
(Silence)
And here you can do two things.
The most effective is to tell the profession: Profe, can ask leaf someone that I have?. And hence all to suck their smelly socks, you are going to say: Yeah sii, I have set. And there they will magically appear all the leaves before anyone had...
And the other technique, not very widespread, but also used, is the question... one by one in the face to face is that it gives them more embarrassment lie you so vilely diciendote who do not have A spreadsheet.
NO. 25
"Charlie, I left the classroom"
"profe but Martin is also talking!"
"I do not I care what Martin is doing, I saw you you"
And there, don't worry, you're not the only one who is dying of envy of the other piece of #€ % &$ · I was doing 10 times more quilombo than you and it was inside enjoying your book limpita, without the sanction you you're going to eat by do just 1/10 of what was doing it.
NO. 26
Situation:
Will you sacás a 1 in mathematics, in proof very difficult all disapprove.
Response from you:
Go to tell your MOM "but Mommy, disapproved of almost all of the course..." except for Jiminy! "(pepito would become the intelligent)"
NO TE PREOCUPEEEEEES! the excuse is excellent, but also your MOM is going to continue answering (and this is going to go through many generations) "I do not I care as do others, I care such as going to you".
NO. 27
The teacher asks a question (which obviously, if you're the lazy truth no. 16 which ends with 450 bic's partners at year's end, not going to respond) and you pick up the hand because you see that all have raised, total, not going to call.
Here again you turned into a dilemma, because if the teacher does not calls you, congratulations, you acabás be as the scholar who knew the question made by the teacher, but could not answer because he was not called.
Now, if you call, my more sense condolences, not only you stayed as a liar and maleducado that you levantaste the hand only to disrupt the class, not knowing the answer, but also jump the sheet that you're one of the most vague of throughout the course.
NO. 28
If know distribute and organize all, turning to the whiteboard to the exercises of mathematics to be task you can lose much time. (If it sounds the Bell and still are turning to the Blackboard, the class was a success)
NO. 29
Provided that you have to deliver a working in groups, which missed it had to bring.
Just forget, that excuse does not work, the mines now tell you: must have a copy each of the work.
NO. 30
When you ask the task to someone, and tells you: "do Yes, but look to not be if okay, eh?" definitely doesn't want you spend.
As you automatically going to suck you all an egg, and her going to copy even though it says 2 + 2 = 5
NO. 31
You're never going to get a 1... You will always put a 1, osea, the note when you put 1 to 4 (around 5 also if you want to be exquisite) is accompanied by of a put Me, bone "Gave Me a 1" "Put Me a 2", when you empezás you get from 6, would already be I took my, thus, "Got Me a 6" "Took Me a 7" and thus successively
NO. 32
Once there is proof difficult, or at least a test for which you know nothing, the solution is missing, and then take a trout justification. It never fails. (Never)
NO. 33
The teacher asks a question, the more intelligent of the classroom the replied quietly, and as the teacher not heard you so repetís 10 times stronger.
For example, they ask who was Christopher Columbus, and the more swallow class replied "The discoverer of America". You obviously do not know, what is more, you think that talks about the bowling remains in olive trees, but just in case repetís it because it said the more intelligent, and should be well. EYE, to not fall asleep, can also happen that the very son of a bitch does not know if it is good or bad and why replied quietly, and instead of "The discoverer of America" answer "which invented telecom", and hence you cagaste, you you have to follow the Wanker that one.
NO. 34
In a test using a theme that no one knows, don't worry, will always be some who will say "Profe... but that did not see!", if works, great, got you an issue... If it fails to work, and good, you got another 1... total that makes him a boat to the Tiger. (there are boats, for which did not understand it that Tiger)
NO. 35
Always is the lining of the teacher (or her lines of the teacher, in his absence) that makes you hope with that you'll have the best time free of your life, and arrived 10 minutes late.
WORSE than the arrival of a teacher in the classroom, it is the arrival of a teacher in the classroom still excited that you were going to have free time! (checked)
NO. 36
Provided that they end up giving the task, as obviously you gave or five ball to the mine as he spoke, are going to ask your partner: "do Che, until that point was?" or else "Do Che, which had to be done?" stay calm, always someone will know what to do, and the time in which the teacher teaches slogans can use you it to chat and loosen you a little.
NO. 37
Teacher: Kids can understand? Or stop to explain something?
Do boys have desire of answer: old ignorant not you realize that no one is following you the class and we are all pasandonos pieces of paper to see how we had yesterday evening and to update us all the puterío in the course?
The boys answered: Yes profe understood
NOT CONTESTEN more that understood! because the kinds think that there is no doubt, and later in testing take you everything... and there you volves to get a 1: S, there is no remedy.
NO. 38
The evidence always take you the theme that you studied less, or less you remember. Chamuyo (insured)
NO. 39
Item 2 always is the most difficult (do not look, always will be the most difficult... and teachers know this, deny, and also continue to do so.) (The worst thing is that we also know that, and as some idiots we are still sitting in the Bank in which we will play item 2).
NO. 40
Change of time, the teacher takes a while to get to the course and between 20 go to the bathroom.
Hence, 2 things can happen:
1) You find with the teacher on the way, you rogas to let them go to the bathroom, you can leave, as well as can not let you.
(2) The teacher still came out of the staff room, so you're going to the bathroom and takes about 10 minutes, if you have luck, the Professor still did not go to the course, if you already entered, you can put a warning (do you remember like that you had been out of the classroom?) or at least something will tell you, or you will look with the face of ass, as if had gone to the bathroom without your permission (which in fact did)
anyway never lack the idiot that says PROFE LE PEDÍ A LA Professor of the previous hour (that no longer, now you say: but ME TENÉS QUE ask A MI, not to the other teacher, ESTÁS in my time) or but PROFE YO LE PEDI to the recipients. If it is believed that one of the recipients and continues with the class, the lie is a success... If not it is believed that one of the recipients, and will ask, you you smoked penalty by liar, you were as witty, and that in the club of the lazy appreciate it a lot!.
NO. 41
They are all waiting for the teacher in the time change [some outside (mostly)] and the recipients enters and tells kids not wine LA Professor MARTITA GOMEZ [all excited as if had been lacking the teacher martita gomez (has been missing Professor Martita Gomez)], but the moment they throw you the phrase Spike: and LES stopped A work PRACTICO and at the end of the hour LO have to deliver.
To make matters worse when you terminás, you cagás 3 hours asking to go to the courtyard, and not leave you... but the solution to this was already found: not ENTREGUEN the work! When the teacher is saying: "I gave to him to the preceptor, will you be misplaced". It is your word against the of the, have many for it, if you confiás in your power of lying, hacela that is going to go well.
NO. 42
Were you painting a bank with liquid? or rayandolo?.
STAY quiet, all tell us "do you in your home table write?" or "You in your House striped walls?" or those original TAAAAAAAN things occurring to women teachers
NO. 43
You missed just the day that distributed groups to do a job. CA-GAS - TE, stayed in the Group of more donkeys of all the course! get ready for laburar only as an idiot!
NO. 44
The quilombos, bards, puteríos, or separation of couples of the course, go always when you faltás! (Not you spend, provided that faltes is going to happen something relevant, do you do)
NO. 45
When working in group, all magically were friends of the smartest kid of course!
Just stay quiet, all us move that type does not give us or 5 ball and we slit kicked out of their group, and we were always the lazy all together... And this is the vicious circle, it becomes to assemble the group never one, and teachers returning to expect nothing of his work. (If you get between 6 and 10 all are going to wonder, if your group is taken out between 1 and 5 already is old news, this is the side well... nobody will look bad)
NO. 46
This is a message to the guys from the Fund:
GUYS, WHEN CHALLENGING US YOU, JUST SAY: "PROFE, BUT ALWAYS US TELLS US" OR "ALWAYS US SEES US", TEACHERS ALWAYS US SAY TO US OR WE COME TO US BECAUSE ENREALIDAD: ARE WE! THOSE WHO ARE LIVING WITH QUILOMBO.
(One realizes this after finishing high school, in the course of the same is going to be impossible to realise, the blame is always going to take to another).
NO. 47
Martin: Che lucho... pass the 4...
Martin: Luchoo!... pass the 4 idiot!
Do I deal: good Dale, but modificala eh? that not be aware!
Yes chabon, quiet!
[30 minutes]
Response of Lucho:
(a) when there is a square root of a square, both are cancelled.
Martin's response:
(a) when there is a square root of a square, the two are cancelled.
Stay calm, you're not the only one who thinks that modificandole 1 little word to the text of your fellow Professor won't give counts that you you sent a copy of the size of a rhinoceros.
like, VIGILANT (here's the secret to copy without that realize):
The technique is to change the beginning and the end, keeping what he says the prayer, there is to know how many synonyms for this, for example above the answer of Martin, to make it a successful copy should have been: "If you find a root of a square, the two are cancelled". The mine or realizes, and put exactly the same as the other idiot that you stole the work.
Well this was the trick as copied successfully to the facebook console, I hope that you gustadooo... chau! [Only for those who looked at level X]
NO. 48
They call you to deliver an exercise, or pass to make it to the Board, and you say (in mathematics course, right?) "Profession, that just not so understood..."
"good pepito, passes that we resolve all together"
AH BUEEENO, thinks Jiminy, wanted SAFAR CON LA of "POBRESITO, not as understood" and I am two minutes DE QUE ME ROMPAN the ass, and good, step, TOTAL ALGUNO ME VA A help from the Bank.... MINNNGA, ALL SILENT.
Becomes pepito the Whiteboard, and the teacher tells him: PEPITO SAC the LCM... and Pepito, the only thing that thinks at that time is on MSN that quit connected before you leave for school, you answer with all his poker face "Profe, I dunno out"... And good pepito, you eaten a 1, and the papelón stay as a dolobu who did not know or add 2 + 2 ahead of the Professor of mathematics, the most probable is that you ride but quiet, it will not be the only one that you pass! they are going to go worse!
NO. 49
'Re always going you to talk to the mine of something that take time talk, does not have classes or lose time to the same thing.
Do example: ends Holy week, on Monday will ye say: and teacher? BE WAS OUTSIDE EN SEMANA SANTA OR THE PASÓ FAMILY?.
If it is cornered, buenisimo! you have 30 minutes secured chat with the old, and if not, you're going to eat something very similar to "You care asshole, saca folder" but with words a bit more colloquial.
Tip of vagrancy:
If not completed Holy week and you do not know that hell tell you to waste time, the best thing you can do is tell the old of any quilombo in the course, something that help them fix it. She is going to think that they take it into account, but enrealidad only want to lose time. For example tirás you: us teacher: S, the other day PEPITO said that that was Brown and Charlie said that green ERA!. And that if all joined, the discussion is a success, and they lost enough time to classes.
NO. 50
Provided that the professors dictate and say it: MÁS DESPACIO PROFE please!. Is which would be the answer (Yes or No), always are going to continue dictating exactly the same speed or faster! don't worry, you didn't you only.
NO. 51
Marcos: Che cachito! pass me the 3 that I'm in balls!
Cachito: Possible answers: "Huh?" "I do not understand" "Shh, is the profe" "not the know idiot!"
10 minutes later
Marcos: [I'm going to do the idiot and I will relojear fact sheet]
AND IF GENTLEMEN! THE SON OF MIL PUTA DE CACHITO CONTESTÓ QUESTIONS, LESS EVIL NOT THE KNOW!