How To Be An OtakuSunday 14th of August 2011 01:38:53 PM
Basic rules
You must hate soap operas.
* You should not see soap operas.
* It is only valid see anime rather than novels.
* You can watch other channels if it has passed a series of anime, (be exeptua Mtv).
* You defenderás your favorite character in any discussion.
* You will learn even medium dance or sign of hands.
* You will have even a movie of anime in format VHS, HIV, DVD, VCD, DVCD or WTF.
* You will know the names of the personjes of your series.
* See not just porn, hentai.
Now itself, such as otaku
Is very simple to be otaku nowadays, you should do the following
1.Cambiar your avatar in messenger by an anime image may change for special occasions
Distinctly you're human, your emoticons will be so:
* n_n
* -O+
* u_u
* XD
* º º €
* o_o
* ^w^
* *¬*
* º / / / / th
* n u n
1.Debes use endings in your MSN as nick:-San, - Chan, - Sama, and/or some kanji that means you do not know.
2. You must have a wallpaper of anime.
3.Tendras a special folder devoted to these.
Hence you're women odiaras Yuri and if you're man Yaoi
5.SI're women love the Yaoi, and if you're the man, Yuri
6.Hay strange do not do the above, is not of Otaku.
7. Odiarás coon your whole being a character in issue (I hate to Naruto).
8.Debes learn how you even if it is a part of the chorus of an opening.
9.Criticaras to the noveleros.
10. Deberáss read albeit a manga (Raruto not worth it).
11.Puedes use words in Japanese to discuss.
12.Dile figure to anyone who knows not of what you speak.
13.Dibuja like me super genial
14.No abuses of hentai
15.Solo otakusexuales want to do
16.Te obsesionaráss with a real or fictional character in your opposite sex:
* The n00bs are usually refans of Sasuke or Naruto
* On the otaku, not so much, only obsecionan with your image. *¬*
1.TENES that able to read a manga upside down.
2.TENES who hate the reggaeton and baruka in all its forms
How to dress
1.SI're cosplay then salt on the street as a cursed character.
You are a distinctly nocosplay salt on the street according to your.
3. Do not have a cosplay out uses plates....MANY SHEETS
You must have
1.Debes have an Adornada backpack with pictures of pikachu and doraemon
2.Debes take your magazines, DVD´s, letters, (H/e/n/t/a/i ERROR in the printer) Anime and Manga
3.Dentro of your backpack should be a dildo adorned with pictures of Naruto or Evangelion to the debores literally by the ass & % · "& %! ·"&
4.UN as being a Tetris or PSP Nintendo Ds Game Boy portable video game
5.Gafas of spare if a Metalero you get hit
6.UN Pikachu costume if you see out there a Cosplay Convention in any case if you are a (H/o/m/o/s/e/x/u/a/l ERROR in the printer) EMO must wear a costume of Pucca
How to get started
First stop seeing your novels (M/i/e/r/d/a ERROR in the printer) Mexican must always see at least novels that have something to do with the Chinese, Japanese, or Mongols as stairway to heaven or else (P/u/t/a/d/a/s ERROR in the printer) novels.
You must have journals Hentai Manga Anime to start if you don't run immediatly otaku friend more nearby that sold you them three times the normal price.
Also you should know of the basics in anime and manga such as Love Hina, Naruto, Doraemon, Pucca, Evangelion, Sakura, Sailor Moon, (Animaniacs, Batman, the Simpsons, South Park, high ERROR in the printer DISCULPENLA woman)
you have to learn the Japanese language in less than 10 years if you will not be a poser and the otaku you will hate and maybe receive a rotating kick Chuck Norris by Posero.
Your porn must always be the Hentai so if you have a VHS or porn DVD´s quemalos and start to download Hentai forums.
Create accounts on Anime forums and download entire (P/u/t/a/d/a ERROR in the printer) that can see.
Go to the Anime and sing clothing from Sailor Moon any conventions (M/i/e/r/d/a ERROR in the printer) song in Japanese so aumentaras your self-esteem and morale.
Now that you're an Otaku has done you can receive benefits such as
* Being hit by the Metaleros
* (S/e/r u/n/a V/e/r/g/u/e/n/z/a P/a/r/a l/a S/o/c/i/e/d/a/d ERROR of printer)
* Know Color schoolgirl dress you in each Convention
* Receive a Giratoria kick from Chuck Norris
* Have Magister (C/h/u/p/a/r C/h/o/t/a/s ERROR in the printer) be an Otaku
You must hate soap operas.
* You should not see soap operas.
* It is only valid see anime rather than novels.
* You can watch other channels if it has passed a series of anime, (be exeptua Mtv).
* You defenderás your favorite character in any discussion.
* You will learn even medium dance or sign of hands.
* You will have even a movie of anime in format VHS, HIV, DVD, VCD, DVCD or WTF.
* You will know the names of the personjes of your series.
* See not just porn, hentai.
Now itself, such as otaku
Is very simple to be otaku nowadays, you should do the following
1.Cambiar your avatar in messenger by an anime image may change for special occasions
Distinctly you're human, your emoticons will be so:
* n_n
* -O+
* u_u
* XD
* º º €
* o_o
* ^w^
* *¬*
* º / / / / th
* n u n
1.Debes use endings in your MSN as nick:-San, - Chan, - Sama, and/or some kanji that means you do not know.
2. You must have a wallpaper of anime.
3.Tendras a special folder devoted to these.
Hence you're women odiaras Yuri and if you're man Yaoi
5.SI're women love the Yaoi, and if you're the man, Yuri
6.Hay strange do not do the above, is not of Otaku.
7. Odiarás coon your whole being a character in issue (I hate to Naruto).
8.Debes learn how you even if it is a part of the chorus of an opening.
9.Criticaras to the noveleros.
10. Deberáss read albeit a manga (Raruto not worth it).
11.Puedes use words in Japanese to discuss.
12.Dile figure to anyone who knows not of what you speak.
13.Dibuja like me super genial
14.No abuses of hentai
15.Solo otakusexuales want to do
16.Te obsesionaráss with a real or fictional character in your opposite sex:
* The n00bs are usually refans of Sasuke or Naruto
* On the otaku, not so much, only obsecionan with your image. *¬*
1.TENES that able to read a manga upside down.
2.TENES who hate the reggaeton and baruka in all its forms
How to dress
1.SI're cosplay then salt on the street as a cursed character.
You are a distinctly nocosplay salt on the street according to your.
3. Do not have a cosplay out uses plates....MANY SHEETS
You must have
1.Debes have an Adornada backpack with pictures of pikachu and doraemon
2.Debes take your magazines, DVD´s, letters, (H/e/n/t/a/i ERROR in the printer) Anime and Manga
3.Dentro of your backpack should be a dildo adorned with pictures of Naruto or Evangelion to the debores literally by the ass & % · "& %! ·"&
4.UN as being a Tetris or PSP Nintendo Ds Game Boy portable video game
5.Gafas of spare if a Metalero you get hit
6.UN Pikachu costume if you see out there a Cosplay Convention in any case if you are a (H/o/m/o/s/e/x/u/a/l ERROR in the printer) EMO must wear a costume of Pucca
How to get started
First stop seeing your novels (M/i/e/r/d/a ERROR in the printer) Mexican must always see at least novels that have something to do with the Chinese, Japanese, or Mongols as stairway to heaven or else (P/u/t/a/d/a/s ERROR in the printer) novels.
You must have journals Hentai Manga Anime to start if you don't run immediatly otaku friend more nearby that sold you them three times the normal price.
Also you should know of the basics in anime and manga such as Love Hina, Naruto, Doraemon, Pucca, Evangelion, Sakura, Sailor Moon, (Animaniacs, Batman, the Simpsons, South Park, high ERROR in the printer DISCULPENLA woman)
you have to learn the Japanese language in less than 10 years if you will not be a poser and the otaku you will hate and maybe receive a rotating kick Chuck Norris by Posero.
Your porn must always be the Hentai so if you have a VHS or porn DVD´s quemalos and start to download Hentai forums.
Create accounts on Anime forums and download entire (P/u/t/a/d/a ERROR in the printer) that can see.
Go to the Anime and sing clothing from Sailor Moon any conventions (M/i/e/r/d/a ERROR in the printer) song in Japanese so aumentaras your self-esteem and morale.
Now that you're an Otaku has done you can receive benefits such as
* Being hit by the Metaleros
* (S/e/r u/n/a V/e/r/g/u/e/n/z/a P/a/r/a l/a S/o/c/i/e/d/a/d ERROR of printer)
* Know Color schoolgirl dress you in each Convention
* Receive a Giratoria kick from Chuck Norris
* Have Magister (C/h/u/p/a/r C/h/o/t/a/s ERROR in the printer) be an Otaku