They Accuse Suárez Piss The Tomb Of Lady Di
Sunday 11th of December 2011 02:38:53 PM





The persecution of the English authorities to the Salta adds another chapter. "today tomorrow the tombstone of Diana appeared orinada and we find orange peels in the vicinity, so it told us a source specialized in the hometown of Suárez occur many oranges, so everything indicates that it was he" declared an agent of Scotland Yard.

9 Of the Uruguayan national team has become a real threat to English society. After his unreproducible sayings afrofrancés Evra and outrageous gesture which he dedicated to the rival fans, the Scotland Yard opened a file that seems to demonstrate that Suarez is more dangerous for society that the advertisements on the transit slow.

For this purpose a man from the English agency devoted himself to follow him day and night and highlighted the following:

"The player, who has never opposed the practices of the KKK (and for something), is married to a blonde woman, not with an Afro, which already itself is discriminatory, what is more, ably managed to introduce a Jamaican prostitute that tends to liven up the year of the Scotland Yard stag in his room and Suarez refused to have intercourse with her;" If outside bit her started in the House, as if to have African roots could not share ceiling with him. He then began to play the PlayStation and without apparent reason replaced Alvaro Pereira, a player Afro by Nicolás Lodeiro, a white, rich boy. It is clear that Suarez had not seen with disgust to participate in the genocide in Darfur or Rwanda in order to grab
people of color to clean machetazo. Perhaps we are faced with the worst threat to the black community since died that weaving the pulloveres to Bill Cosby¨

But what of Suarez would not only aberrant racism. It seems also confronted with the style of English life, evidenced by some notes agent:

"It was taking tea at 19: 00, not at 17: 00." And he did not a Cup but a hollow drum of wood, with a stick which absorbed the liquid. "We should not rule out the use of drugs or a ritual involving the sucking of human brains or apes to improve his football skills."


"a 20: 00 I put a disc of Susan Boyle, the gorda who won the reality of singing, and I fell asleep in the car." The next day I found out that someone had outraged the tomb of Lady Di, in the area found urine and orange peels. Suárez urinated at least twice in the day and it seems that in his hometown there are more Orange than alcohol in the blood of an Irishman. "There is no doubt that it was he, even knowing the hatred that has royalty, as evidenced by this picture that made me get:"



The suspicions of the Scotland Yard strengthened by another controversial public intervention of the Salta:


WOMEN OF TABAREZ NOT DENIES THAT IT HAS BEEN SUAREZ WHICH YOU TIRÓ OIL

Meanwhile the British newspaper The Sun also joined its porotitos campaign against striker and echoes a few words from the wife of the task of selection to El Bocón:

"I don't know who did this to me, it could be anyone;" It may have been the Pope, the delivery of Chivipizza that I will never leave tip,"Suárez or even myself."

The newspaper says that the presence of Suárez at that is not accidental wander and asks that you investigate his connection with the case, which resulted in particular relief at the delivery of Chivipizza.

Another of Darwin

Case Suárez-Evra, extract column Desbocatti.


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Clarification
For those who do not know, this belongs to the column of desbocatti, a character from the Uruguayan radio and is obviously in fuck.
I clarify this because it seems that many we have to give everything Mastication.